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arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud:  after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

ALL HOPE ABANDON, YE WHO ENTER HERE!

This be the voicemail page. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stay tuned, matey. She'll be worth yer wait already.